Will Rex Hunt fall off his perch?

A CONTRITE Rex Hunt is hoping his fans will maintain their loyalty after revelation of his extra marital affairs. My advice? Give the birds away, mate. Stick to kissing fish instead.

Treasurer Peter Costello does it again!

WOULDN'T you know it? Peter Costello becomes Acting Prime Minister and the temperature rises by 6C!

Rolling Stone's fall from grace

SO Rolling Stone Keith Richards has fallen from a coconut tree. How high was he, this time?