Senator Santo Santoro's shame.

AUSTRALIAN Minister for Ageing, Senator Santo Santoro, has resigned in humiliation after failing to disclose his 72 share holdings. This, to my mind, is a gross neglect of duty! Well...half a gross.

Ode to Shane Warne.

IT'S true that you could have been thinner,
But a winner, we know, is a grinner.
You're simply the best,
You must have been blest,
Well done, and now please...come in spinner.