AFL lacks clout

THE AFL fails to hold clout,
So the bad boys continue to flout
Their jobs as role model.
The system is twaddle.
It should be one strike...and you're out!

Jesus Choc

BET that life-size chocolate statue of Jesus tastes.....er......Heavenly!

New pie-cum-pizza on the market

CRIKEY! There's a new yummy pie-cum-pizza available in Australia. I hereby name it a Piezza!