Ahmadinejad and Marcel Marceau

I WISH President Ahmadinejad would follow Marcel Marceau's example ... and shut up!

Rugby League star Andrew Johns: what a disappointment.

ANDREW JOHNS, you silly man: you're supposed to convert dropkicks ... not become one!

Horse manure

HAVE you noticed that horse manure is one of the few things that has resisted the ravages of inflation? The Government must find this most reassuring. Prime Minister Howard should revel in it!