Colin and Keith enjoying a cold beer, January 2008.

Colin on the left. Keith had turned up, out of the blue, from Tasmania. We had a lovely chat. Hilary took the photo. Who left that bloody plastic bucket sitting there? And, by the way, that white stuff on the table is parmesan cheese ... for the blue wrens to feed on! Honestly!

Christopher's birthday. Scarborough 2007.

I'm starting my diet tomorrow ... honestly! Colin, Hilary. Lonneke, Tristan, Christopher and Erina.

Kangaroos at Jarrahdale.

Can you spot the magpie in this picture?

Colin Hugh Abbott trying to save the trees.

They want to put a motorway through here! This beautiful tree-lined avenue would all go. Sometimes you've got to stop 'em. Let's look after our heritage - there's precious little left.

Colin Glenavon 1965/6

Colin Hugh Abbott going for goal. Colin is the only one-legged footballer ever to score at Mournview Park, Lurgan. He's also pretty useful in one-legged arse-kicking contests!

Colin Hugh Abbott trying to figure out the meaning of life.

We don't have to win the human race ... just save it!

But ... first ... I'll have another glass of Claret.

Feeding the possum.

Sir Paul McCartney's court case.

Paul McCartney used to be described as a "mop-head". Looks like his solicitor is into the same thing!