Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Exploding underpants!

Exploding underpants on board an aircraft? Jeez! Just wait until someone comes up with exploding calamari ... we'd have to bring in the bomb squid for that!

Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Tiger Woods

"Tiger spotted with mistress'? Nah! Tigers ain't spotted ... they've got bloody stripes!

Sunday, December 27, 2009

Amy Winehouse - silly girl.

This Winehouse is corked!

Tuesday, December 08, 2009

Tiger Woods and the brassie

A brassie is a number 2 wooden golf club with a brass sole plate. Shame on those of you who thought it was one of Tiger Woods' girlfriends! Well, really ...

Tuesday, December 01, 2009

Tiger Woods

I think Tiger Woods will have to adjust his angle of approach, 'cause his wife evidently thinks it's a bare lie.